I recently saw this post on Buzzfeed (which is where the above image comes from) and it detailed some of the most ridiculous tweets and statuses that appeared after Chris Brown took the stage at the Grammy’s. They are all essentially women declaring that they would be willing to get Chris Browned in the face as long as he puts a few kisses there afterwards. This has less to do with Chris Brown’s past actions and more to do with these chicks reactions to muscles and a pretty smile.
So because dude has dimples and some tatoos these girls will let him punch them… and in the face, no less!? I’m assuming that the same wouldn’t apply to Flava Flav, Mickey Rourke or any other unfortunate mothertrucker who looks like he’s taken a shovel to the dome? Well, I’m kind of cute too, does that mean they’ll allow me to bitch-slap some sense back into them?
I know they’re all jokes but domestic violence isn’t cool and seems an odd thing to joke about. Remember, no amount of pretty is worth an ass whopping, y’all. Although I know some ladies that would disagree…
Disclaimer: despite itself that song goes so hard.
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Tags: Chris Brown, Domestic violence, he hit me and it felt like a kiss, Stupid, The Crystals
